My name is One and I probably have the most wonderful life ever. Let me indulge: my queen size bed is always warm, my food bowl is always full of treats and gourmet morsels, and my walking collar is ready to be used at any time.
Some might say that I live the life of a king, and you know what? I pretty much do.
Hopefully you'll enjoy each one of these meticulously chosen photographs of myself, taken by my esteemed ghost writer.